bak-bak-powk-powk

Can't just stare from your windows and spray water from the terrace,
come and join the revolution... say re those who come in bulks of thousands on the road...
and that made me thinking what am i going to cant when i go on the streets... do the evolution?
It's Vid's b'day tomorrow.... whoever's forgotten or was about to forget, pls take note.... it could be a curfew, so no rush, you can take all your time selecting a card or calling her up...

Talking about curfew, it heightens your sense of stagnancy and staleness...
It's true that friends have gone abroad and they got married and have kids... so much happening...but somehow, moving to and fro had given the perception that smthings happening in my life too... but curfew seems to prove halt, in a physical sense too making it more than literal... you are in front of the TV for 3hrs and stare at a book for the next 2... scrabble some letters up for next 1hr and smash on the keyboard for the 2.

ColdPlay was good on the storytellers...clock...scientist... Fix You...

You should know it's time for you to hit the power button on the remote when you start understanding the hindi songs and can differentiate one song from the next or/and find songs without one of these words: pyar, mohabaat, deewana and dil... ... or a permutation and combination of these: hawaa, saanse, dhadkan and ishq....

N e ways, here's a few lines to chuckle at....
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Work in the 00's

Top Ten Signs You Work in the 00's:

10.You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.

9. You get all excited when it's Saturday because you can wear sweats to work.

8. You refer to the tomatoes growing in your garden as "deliverables".

7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

6. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the best restaurant in town in the same week.

5. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.

4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next-door neighbors.

3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making plans for Friday night.

2. You think Einstein would have been more effective if he had put his ideas into a matrix. And the number one sign you work in the 'Nineties:

1. You think a "half day" means leaving at 5 o'clock (even if you work at home).

And, a few 1-liners:

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off... [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down,On A Land Rover]

Cat: The Other White Meat.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals. Illiterate? Write For Help. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will! Accountants don't die they just lose there balance. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot